Terms and Conditions

1. Terms

By accessing this web site, you are agreeing to be bound by these web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law.

2. Disclaimer

  1. The materials on Sirens.rocks's web site are provided "as is". Sirens.rocks makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Further, Sirens.rocks does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its Internet web site or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site.

3. Conditions of Use

  1. Before using this website you must submit to the following agreement:
    1. You may not modify or copy the materials
    2. You may not use the materials for any commercial purpose, or for any public display (commercial or non-commercial)
    3. You may not attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on this web site
    4. You may not remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials
    5. You may not transfer the materials to another person or "mirror" the materials on any other server.
    6. You agree that this site uses cookies, much like any other website. You agree that people who do not like cookies can easily disable them within their browser's settings. You agree that having to inform the user about cookies is an absurd regulation.
    7. Your use of this website will be granted at the liberty of the webmaster. The webmaster reserves the right to deny you access at any time without reason.
    8. You agree to view this website from within an acceptable distance relative to your screen. The webmaster will not be responsible for any eye strain or damage that results from your use of any electronic device.
    9. You agree not to download media illegally at any time.
    10. You agree that you have never downloaded any media illegally during your entire life.
    11. You agree to purchase music through legitimate channels.
    12. You must pay all taxes in a timely manner and have a perfect credit rating to access this website. Your account will be terminated should you be found to be in bad standing with any financial or government institution.
    13. You agree to provide accurate information during the sign up process. You agree to provide Google, Facebook, and Microsoft with all of your personal information. Should any of the aforementioned companies offer a tracking chip implant at some future juncture, you agree to have it surgically installed as soon as possible.
    14. Your conduct must adhere to all of the social norms and laws within your community at all times.
    15. You agree to act in good taste in all manners, including your listening selections. The webmaster will not be responsible for your choices.
    16. You must not have strong or extreme opinions in any matter.
    17. You must be fully clothed. Men must wear a jacket and a tie. Women must be wearing a conservative dress or business attire. There will be no exceptions to this policy.
    18. You must not have any indecent or inappropriate thoughts.
    19. You agree to reject critical thought by condemning it as the realm of conspiracy theorists and cranks.
    20. You must brush your teeth and floss at least twice daily.
    21. You must not harbor expectations of downloading mp3 content from this site.
    22. You agree that your use of this site is a private matter.
    23. You will not download any files in the mp3 format from this website.
    24. The webmaster may ask for collateral in the form of your first born child as a sign of good faith before permitting you to use this website.
  2. If you are unable to fulfill any of the above terms, you may not access this website.
  3. This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by Sirens.rocks at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.

4. Limitations

In no event shall Sirens.rocks or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption,) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Sirens.rocks's Internet site, even if Sirens.rocks or a Sirens.rocks authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.

5. Revisions and Errata

The materials appearing on Sirens.rocks's web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Sirens.rocks does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. Sirens.rocks may make changes to the materials contained on its web site at any time without notice. Sirens.rocks does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.

6. Links

Sirens.rocks has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its Internet web site and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Sirens.rocks of the site. Use of any such linked web site is at the user's own risk.

7. Site Terms of Use Modifications

Sirens.rocks may revise these terms of use for its web site at any time without notice. By using this web site you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these Terms and Conditions of Use.